Butterscotch.

Jul 27

emmiinwonderland:

I want to slap you in the face with a chair.

Jul 27

chasingtrophywhitetails:

I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.

Jul 27
nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

Jul 27

honchcrow:

Reasons why im a bad friend:

• i get too attached

• i will complain about all my problems to you

i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me

i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that you dont think im annoying

• i am annoying

• im boring

• i dont know how to keep the conversation going

• i get emotional after midnight and will probably tell you something that could make you think differently of me

Jul 27
Jul 27

biscuitgod:

I like to text my mom “help me im in danger” put my phone on vibrate and shove it up my ass

Jul 27
tylerchokely:

queercumqueen:

you can feel the regret in this picture

you can almost taste it

tylerchokely:

queercumqueen:

you can feel the regret in this picture

you can almost taste it

Jul 27

spiderbesiderr:

sexxxisbeautiful:

that’s it that’s the whole argument.

That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.

Jul 27

quote Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.

— unknown (via amortizing)
Jul 27

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

Jul 27

sunroofs:

lilybear23:

sunroofs:

here’s a dancing taco:
image

Why is the taco upside down, everything will fall out…

here’s a dancing taco:
image

Jul 27

mysideofreality:

I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that

Jul 27

quote Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling

— General life philosophy (via kmaynard)
Jul 27
kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes
Jul 26
the-edgar-to-your-hole:

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

the-edgar-to-your-hole:

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it