Butterscotch.

Jul 26
the-edgar-to-your-hole:

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

the-edgar-to-your-hole:

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

Jul 26

whatokay:

i love kissing so much how it can be soft and romantic or hard and passionate or lazy and sleepy or affectionate and then it’s like you like the person and they like you because you are kissing and it’s just you two and you can close your eyes and there will be nothing in the world except that

Jul 26
Jul 25

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

Jul 25
niick4:

In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

niick4:

In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time

Jul 25
Jul 25

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

Jul 25

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

Jul 25
Jul 09

through-the-wardrobe:

coy00koi:

eloquence-mc:

REAL LIFE DISNEY PRINCE TOM HIDDLESTON EXHIBIT

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Always reblog the Real Life Disney Prince. Pay attention boys, this is how it’s done.

I’ve always liked Tom Hiddleston but this just made me fall in love with him

I’m not gonna lie, my eyes got a little blurry.

His parents should write a book about parenting, cuz I wanna know whether they hired a sorcerer to make sure their child comes out right.

Jul 07
lordflacko91:

bbygrl77:

a-littlereddevil:

Oh.

Uh…oh snap!


👅💦💦

lordflacko91:

bbygrl77:

a-littlereddevil:

Oh.

Uh…oh snap!

👅💦💦

Jul 07

hohoehoes:

when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat

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Jul 04
comfortably-lobotomized:

soadchopsueyfan:

Serj Tankian after performing @ Big Day Out, Australia (2002)

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this picture.

comfortably-lobotomized:

soadchopsueyfan:

Serj Tankian after performing @ Big Day Out, Australia (2002)

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this picture.

Jul 04

condorn:

2young2care-yolo:

condorn:

how do u mute ur parents

actually doing what they tell you to do

thank u 2young2care-yolo

Jul 04

dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk